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WHY is it so hard to remember, what i did on Friday and Saturday. Its like i have to think hard to remember, and i might forget some details, so I'll just post what i remember. Don't remember Friday, Saturday is a blur, and Sunday i know we stayed in cuz most of the day i was watching the Olympics i saw the Men's 26.3mile marathon, and how that Brazilian runner [Vanderlei Lima] got ran over by the 40-50some yr old priest in the quilt. My 1st hunch was that it was an Italian guy, and he pushed the Brazilian runner off the track to let the Italian runner catch up/win the race. If you look at his clothing color, they're same as the Italian flag color, but they said he was from/home land was Scotland, Irish laddy. Then the rest of the day, i was switching back and fourth with Olympics and re-installing the shelves in the mini-bar/closet. I also saw Gymnastics Rhythmic, Boxing, Water Polo, Volleyball, and some highlights.
Movies(0 being the worst 10 being the best Stars)
Phenomenon (1996) - A simple, small-town garage mechanic suddenly develops extraordinary intelligence--including telekinetic powers and an unquenchable thirst for knowledge--which affects his life in unexpected ways. The government wants to investigate him, scientists want to study him, and the townspeople become afraid of him, to the point of ostracism. With the love and support of a young single mother, he is finally able to accept his lot in life. [8 Stars]
(great movie, anyone who likes sci-fi movies this is a one to watch if you haven't already)
Perfect Score (2004) - I saw this like last week, it was ok. About a kid trying to get SAT scores to get into the college of his choice. [6 Stars]
Butterfly Effect (2004) - This is was good movie, about this kid who can change his life by changing the incidents in his life, but change them in his mind which changes his life. (i hope that makes sense, if not Watch it and figure it out urself) [71/2 Stars]
First 50 Dates (2004) - Adam sandlers movie, it not all that, similar to his other movies, this one gets... [5 Stars]
Drop Bush, Not Bombs!
"NEW YORK (AP) - Tens of thousands of demonstrators marched past the Madison Square Garden site of the Republican National Convention on Sunday, chanting, blowing whistles and carrying anti-war banners as delegates gathered to nominate President Bush for a second term. "
Is Your Job Making You Sick?
"Longer hours, tougher goals, less time with family, fear of unemployment, technology that keeps us on call 24-7 -- work pressure is creating an epidemic of stress-related job illness."
A Lesson to learn
I found this on the web, and the do0d who posted founed on another blog or so as well. So here it is, i think its a great "Autobiography" everyone can benefit from it and apply it in your everday life.
"Autobiography in Five Short Chapters
by Portia Nelson
I. I walk down the street.
There's a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I fall in.
I am lost.....
I am helpless;
it isn't my fault.
It takes forever to find a way out.
II. I walk down the same street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I pretend I don't see it.
I fall in again.
I can't believe I am in the same place;
but it isn't my fault.
It still takes a long time to get out.
III. I walk down the same street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I see it is there.
I still fall in....it's a habit.
My eyes are open.
I know where I am.
It is my fault.
I get out immediately.
IV. I walk down the same street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I walk around it.
V. I walk down a different street."
Universe - Space, Planets, Solar Systems, Aliens, UFO's
Ya a broad subject or a title for this blog, but ever since this morning I've been thinking about it and finally came across some interesting search. If scientists can find these planets and solar system in space/universe, then how come they can't find aliens? Maybe they don't exist. All these talk about aliens are made up? Maybe its young teens or mid-age hooligans doing drugs in woods and make up these stories about being abducted and what not. When i was between the age of 15-20 i was really into Aliens and UFO, i would watch every episodes of UFO's and Alien Autopsy specials. Lately i haven't seen much of that on tv, i wonder why? Below you'll find some interesting links that i found.
Earth-like planet found 50 light-years away
Sibling Rivalry: A Mars/Earth Comparison
Discoveries of planets outside our solar system are coming so fast and furious that it has become difficult to keep track of the exact total.
Small telescope finds giant planet
EXTRATERRESTRIALS - They're out there watching us.
UFO's - About.com
UFO Folklore - News, Sighting, Pictures, etc.
The National UFO Reporting Center
The Black Vault - I believe this was on one of the TV show's i saw.
Do you believe in Aliens? and what's your thought on Space [endless unlimited unimaginative unreachable darkness]?
PiGssssssss - i hope you die
Yesterday after work wanted to stop by Shoprite, to pick up 3 hoagies bread, so we get there and i pull into a parking spot. Wife was reading a book, so i said do you want to come inside the store or do you just wanna wait while i run inside and pick up the bread. She said "i'll wait in the car", so i pulled out of the parking spot, and parked it in front of the store and put my hazards on. I walked quickly,but as soon as i walked in i noticed like 3-5 employees gathered up in a bunch at customer service, and when i walked in they all looked at me. I didn't pay much attention and went straight for the bread, picked 3 bread up threw it in the bag, picked up a tie and tied it while walking back to the registers. I went in the line and it must have taken 30 seconds to check out and walk out the store. While i'm walking out, i glance at the car and see someone standing next to it, while i'm walking out to get a better view and see 2 cops standing over my car with they're [get this].."bikes", so i'm like wtf, hoping they're just checking out my car and doing a random stop, so i walk over to the car and the one of the cop is like, is this your car. I'm like yes, he's like why'd you park it here, and i'm like i just had to run in to get the bread, he's like ya why didn't you park like the rest of the people in the parking lot. Then he's like you parked in the fire zone, and i look around there are no sign that says fire zone or anything, and he's like can i see your license and registrations. I throw the bread in the car seat and hand him my license, and proceed to get my registration out of the car, and i asked my wife did u tell them you would move it, and she said "ya, but the cop said he'll wait for you". [he was just waiting to give me a ticket]. I hand him my registration and he's like have a sit and walked away. So my wife got out the car and said she told me to park there and she wasn't feeling good, etc. So i told my wife to get in the car and sit down, before they find more things to ticket me with. While i'm out the car, this is when i notice the other cop writing something on his "pad", and i asked are you gonna give me a ticket for this, he's like "ya i guess so" while glancing over at the other cop. This is when i got really pissed, those fuckin asshole, i mean we fuckin parked there so fuckin what, we offered to move the car, but they had to fuckin ticket us for parking for less then 2 minutes, it literally took less then 2mins. If it would have been some cracker with a ford they would have told them to just move it, but in my case, cuz of my skin color and the way my car looks i get a ticket. I hope you fucking pigs rot in hell, and hex those mother fuckers three times the negative karma on their souls.
For the shoprite asshole who were the really sneaky mother fuckers, who were the one that called the cops on me, can die while maggots eat them alive. Stupid hick ass crackers, when i walked in the group that huddled up at customer service were the ones that called the cops on me, and that's why the cops had to "do their job" and give me a ticket.
I'm fokin sick and tired of this law bs, they just made another enemy. I'm voting this year and so should everyone else, we need to drive these hicks/crackers back to where they came from.
In the News
'Hairboy' Aspires to be a Rock Star. His hair covers 96% of the body, ever since he was born his conditions has made him a phenomenon in China [see pic and read more]
Showcasing a renaissance in the ancient Japanese art of origami, some of the best paper-folders in the world. Can you do thiswith paper?
For a Limited time, Little India is offering Free subscriptions to the print edition of the magazine. The largest circulated Indian publication in the USA. Want it? Get it.
Today I started working on the new blog, i'm going to start posting my "doo'z" from home, and it won't be updated as often as this blog, because my hair just doesn't grow as fast as days go by (if that makes sense). Here a sneak peak at the new blog
Let me know what you think...
Another weekend.. Another blog
Today's marks my 200th blog complete.
Friday went home, cleaned up the place, Installed new carpeting in the "mini-bar" closet, because the old carpet was already bad, and then ruined after the mini-bar disaster. Then i got ready around 8ish and headed over to Warren's new place at Drexel to play "poker". Once i got there, i helped him set up the computer desk he was finishing up while watching the Eagle's play. Then we just hung out, played some card, drank and played beer pong. After that everyone headed out to the balcony to relax n puff some smokes. I sobered up around 2:30am and headed home. I drove extremely cautiously to avoid getting pulled over, cuz i can never drive after 12am till 8am with out getting pulled over; luckily this time i got home safely and went right to bed.
Saturday was a busy day, woke up with a little headache around 12noon, got ready helped around the house, cuz we were having that big "oldies" dinner "party" with 14 some aunts/uncles. They left pretty early around 9:30ish and so we called it a night early.
Sunday woke up got ready, chilled around the house my uncle came over 5pm, he's hooking up our satellite dish (instead of having one of those tech come over and charge us an arm and a leg) my uncle was very professional, he had all the tools and gadgets; so i helped and we go that done around 8pm, then went over my mom's and had burgers n hot dog (All veggie).
This is a new section I'll be adding, its going to be mainly of pictures of my hair styles, I'll dig up some old pictures to make it more interesting. I should have that up in a week or 2.
Will add more details later.
What should i call my new blog? HairDewz? Hairdo0ds? HairStylz? Any suggestions? or vote on which one i should use.
I need help with Titles
Remember Billionsweeps, well the results are in and I'm not a winner :[, i had about 37 codes entered in, see if you know anyone on the finalist list.
In the News
News per Smitha, so the credit for linking these goes to HER, and noone else.
Doctors Treat Nebraskan Who Weighed 1,072 - ``If we hadn't gotten him here, he'd be dead now,'' said Fred Harris, Deuel's lead doctor. I didn't think a human could weigh this much, i mean the sumo wrestlers are pretty huge and they're around 700 or so pounds, but this d0od broke the barrier at 1,072pounds. I wonder what he eats?
480 pound woman dies after six years on couch. "She lived in filth, so large she couldn't move from her sofa, even to use the bathroom." That's just disturbing, and not right.
Ever wondered who does Elmo's voice from Sesame Street. "He provides the distinctive voice for Elmo, the immensely popular Muppet character introduced on "Sesame Street" in the 1980s. Told to provide a voice for Elmo soon after joining Sesame Street as a puppeteer, Clash came up with Elmo's distinctive voice and laugh, turning the puppet into one of the show's most popular characters. It also netted Clash an Emmy Award."
Bear guzzles 36 beers, passes out at campground. A beer drinking bear, and he's picky about his beers.
This weekend seems to be planned as well, After work going home and cleaning the place, then heading over to Philly for a poker night at my friends Warren's place. I looking forward to the poker night it should be fun. Saturday having the "oldies" for dinner. Sunday i should have a day to recuperate.
Disaster strikes at 10:00pm
I don't know if i mentioned my Mini-bar, i think I've told a couple of people, We have an extra closet in our living room, which i tried to convert into a mini-bar is was coming along nicely until last night. Last night, we were cleaning up the place, putting away stuff. I bought these 4 Latte/Cocktail glass, and i got the extra left over drinks from work (v8 splash, pepsi, coke) i thought it would be a good to keep it stocked up to make mixed drinks. So right before going to sleep, my smartass started piling up the glass on the shelf's. I already had 10-15 shot glasses, Johnny walker bottle, Tequila, Vodka, Whiskey mix, Margarita mix, and few other bottles. Earlier when i got home i placed the 6 some drinks i got from work(v8, pepsi,coke). So right around 10ish, as we were about to go to sleep, we hear this BIG bang, along with glass shattering, and continuous glass breaking noises, and i scream in my head "NOOoOOoooo", my wife and i run to the closet which is no longer being converted into a mini-bar and find our shot glass collection along with some of the liquor and cocktail glass shattered with a big mess. I was devastated, shocked, scared, mad, seeing my alcohol go to waste even pissed me off more. The main reason i kept piling stuff up to hide the liquor there cuz was we have oldies (aunts, uncles, grandparents,etc total 12some folks) coming over for dinner this weekend, and i didn't want to open the closet door and say this is my mini-bar, more like a "storage closet", so i must have jinxed myself and everything came crashing down. My wife ended up cleaning most of the things, i helped, i prolly didn't even say "Thank you" after facing a devastating loss. well THANK YOU boo boo, for cleaning up my mess.
Now some good news, by now you must have figured out that we got DSL at home, so we set that up earlier when we got home, and i went and installed Picasa software on my computer and uploaded a pic, now i can finally post pics so that should be fun and interesting. Now all i have to do is find a nice digital camera to take pictures with. -=oP
We have picture
What should be the subject of this blog?
Yesterday i got an issue of Maxim magazine, and i ran right into the bathroom with some baby oil...i mean... i was reading..well actually looking at pictures and there was this thing called "Top 10 America Meat Hoagies", so i didn't pay much attention, and i went on flipping pages, and i happen to glace at #1 to see what's Americas favorite hoagies were, and it turns out its out of New Jersey. What i mean by that is there is a short note about where it , describing where it originated and all. What I'm getting at is, one of my favorite spot in NJ is at Rutgers where they have those "grease trucks" and i love their Veggie fat Indian ( i think that's what it called), well this #1 hoagies is from that same spot, what a coincident. I mean i know I'm crazy about those hoagies, i didn't know it would show up in Maxim magazine.
Check out this cool racing game, hours of fun.
Vodafone - F1 Racing
Speaking of games, I must have posted this link so many times before, but here it is again
Stupid phone woke us up at like 4am, we were like wtf, got up and checked the phone, but the caller id didn't catch it, cuz it got cut off at like 1 1/2 ring, i think the has to ring twice for it to appear on the caller id, so we were like whatever and went back to bed. Then around 5am it rang again, same thing rings and gets cut off at 1 1/2 ring, it rang every 1hr and it would do the same thing, ring 1 1/2 ring and get cut off, before we can even grab the phone or before it appears on the caller id, it really pissed me off this morning.
FFL (Fantasy Football League)
So today i got in, and started setting up my lineup, its pretty cool, i got decent players, it should be fun and interesting year. Last year i came in 2nd, almost had the chance to win in 1st place, but things didn't go as planned.
New hair style
So i did this fobby hair do again, i just can't wait to get pictures, so i can actually post what it looks like, i think it would be cool, to have 2 pictures and see the differences, you can actually see that i look like 2 different people.
Grrrr, i hate this not able to post pic and not do anything about it. Stupid somomabish
Well today started out horrible, woke up all dysfunctional, it went ok till i was walkin out the door. I had in my hand 2 boxes, a bag, and my mug, as i was walking out trying to hold everything and unlock the door while holding all that stuff in my hand i managed to drop my mug all over my shirt and pants. The shirt was ruined, so i had to change it, i am wearing black pants and i barely got some on my pant, so i went and changed the shirt and finally made it to work. On top of all that its horrible outside, i hate getting wet in the rain.
Food i had in the last 3 days:
Friday night: i had 3 Dosa at home, and then went over for the FFL draft and then another 3 slices of veggie lover pizza from pizza hut.
Saturday had blue berry waffles, then for lunch had "Famous Singah's Pizza" in north jersey, and for dinner had 4 Dosa.
Sunday morin had, potato, onion, tomato, n cheese breakfast (will post recipe below) for lunch had eggplant parm, and for dinner had Falafels.
1 medium potato
1 medium tomato
1 small onion
2 slice of yellow cheese
Prepare the potato 1st cuz it takes time, wash the potato, poke some holes in it, and put it in a plastic back and microwave for about 3-5minute, check it to see if it nice and soft. Once its done, take it out and peel the potato, then cut into cubes, don't worry if it falls apart little.Then cut the onion and tomato in to small pieces. In a non-stick pan, put in 1/2inch butter stick.and 1st throw in the onions, cuz they take a while to cook. cook until nice and tender eatable. Then throw in the potato and add 1/2 inch more butter stick cook them nicely and then finally add the tomato, cook them for about 5 minutes and add salt and black pepper for taste. After you add salt/pepper break the cheese slice in 1/2 and place them over the potato,onion,tomota thingy you just made, covering it nicely if you want u can cover the stove to make the cheese melt nicely for like 2-3mins, then slide everything on to a plate and serve with ketchup/hot sauce. YUM
Let see how the rest of the day goes.
Why Men Are Just Happier People
• What do you expect from such simple creatures?
– Your last name stays put.
– The garage is all yours.
– Wedding plans take care of themselves.
– Chocolate is just another snack.
– You can never be pregnant.
– You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
– You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.
– Car mechanics tell you the truth.
– The world is your urinal.
– You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
– You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
– Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.
– Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental -- $100.
– People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them
– The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
– New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
– One mood -- all the time.
– Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
– A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
– You can open all your own jars.
– You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
– If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
– Your underwear is $8.95 for three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
– You almost never have strap problems in public.
– You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
– Everything on your face stays its original color.
– The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
– You only have to shave your face and neck.
– You can play with toys all your life.
– Your belly usually hides your big hips.
– One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
– You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
– You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
– You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
– You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
Another busy weekend coming up, its going to go by quick just like the last few.
Having dinner tonight, then got to go over bro-in-laws house to do the FFL draft. Tomorrow going to north jersey for my wife's nephew's b-day and probably stopping at Ikea, to exchange and buy few more things. Sunday should be a relaxing day, with tying up lose ends and unfinished errands.
THIS JUST IN
The governor has just resigned, he has announced he's GAY.
BREAKING NEWS New Jersey Gov. Jim McGreevey resigns his post, citing an extramarital homosexual affair. Details soon
TRENTON, N.J. - In a stunning announcement, Gov. James E. McGreevey announced his resignation Thursday and acknowledged that he had an extramarital affair with another man. "My truth is that I am a gay American," he said. - Yahoo
He seem to have had an affair with another man.
I lost my appetite twice today, after getting my breakfast i took maybe 2 bite out of my ooy gooy cinnamon roll, i saw the article(see below) about people dying. i managed to forget about it, start working and went back to breakfast, minutes later i got call from my mom. As soon i picked it up, i knew something was wrong, why else would my mom call me at work this early. She went on telling me my grandmother in London passed away, i just saw her in march, she had cancer and when we left London it was such a sad good-bye. I'm really sad and upset, its strange how before i was walking over to get my breakfast the lady behind me was talking about her daughter having a baby, and how she was excited to find out weather it was boy or a girl, she went on mentioning how its unknown and she couldn't wait to find out. Life is strange here a life is given, and another life taken. We all know every minute or seconds so many people die each and everyday.
Death: The end of life; the permanent cessation of vital bodily functions, as manifested in humans by the loss of heartbeat, the absence of spontaneous breathing, and brain death.
Note: Local death is going on at times and in all parts of the living body, in which individual cells and elements are being cast off and replaced by new; a process essential to life. General death is of two kinds; death of the body as a whole (somatic or systemic death), and death of the tissues. By the former is implied the absolute cessation of the functions of the brain, the circulatory and the respiratory organs; by the latter the entire disappearance of the vital actions of the ultimate structural constituents of the body. When death takes place, the body as a whole dies first, the death of the tissues sometimes not occurring until after a considerable interval. --Huxley.
How do you deal with death?
a VERY disturbing article
"at least one woman who refused to give breast milk to passengers was thrown overboard into shark-infested waters. "
I don't have much to say, but JUST check out this ARTICLE.
Today is a very sad day... :[
Still no picture
Finally got the dinning table in yesterday, looks great, i wish i could post pictures. The thing is, i don't own a nice enough camera and i still don't have internet connections at home which sucks, cuz i can't download the picture software(see previous post), and i can't upload/send pic to my blog at the moment. As soon as these sources are available to me, I'll go crazy posting all kinds of picture, which will make this blog... come to... life... "its aliveeeee" MOhahahahahahaha [evil laugh]
We also got the Sony Home Theater System yesterday, looks and sounds great, the TV should be in today, we'll have to wait and see (cross your fingers) [knock on wood]. Then I'll make the final set up configuration to set everything up the way it should be, (will post pictures later)
Speaking of pictures, i stumbled upon this site, his name happens to be "Jayesh" as well. He has this section on his site called the "Best Picture of the Century" They're really cool, you must check them out.
Post your comments.
Lets keep it real
Yesterday i took this IQ test, i always wanted to know if there was some sort of test and what not that could give you quick answer to where you stand.
Here's the detail:
"Jay, you are a Precision Processor IQ of 122
This means you're exceptionally good at discovering quick solutions to problems, especially ones that involve math or logic. You're also resourceful and able to think on your feet"
That kinda felt good, so i went on and took the Inkblot test, but i'm not at all good in math.
"Jay, your subconscious mind is driven most by Curiosity
People who have unconscious minds driven by curiosity tend to be inquisitive types who enjoy considering new ideas. They can also be highly intellectual."
This was true and its something that's bothering me, i'm a very curios person and very paranoid, i don't think that's healthy.
If you want to take these test and post your result in the comment box or post them on your own blog, here's the link.
BUT, keep it real don't be fake(or don't bother posting it). There are some shady people out there.
Chocolate chip muffin (this muffin was actually good, fresh and yummy, compared to the last chocolate chip muffin i had) and French Vanilla/Hazelnut Godiva Coffee (i mixed 2 flavors in). I went upstairs to get something and i wasn't sure so i just got coffee, i bought a big cup (20oz) the lady at the register was like you know the price went up, I'm like "ya i know", but the prices by the glass by the coffee were old, so i was like ok how much is it? she's like $2.50 something and the 20oz cup was $1.10, i was like wowwwwwwwwwwwwww, plus i had 1/2 a cup, so she's like "go pour your cup into the smaller cup we charge by cup not how much you have in cup", which coincidently filled up a 12oz cup which came out to $1.58 or so, so i got that instead. I also brought the big empty cup i had used and filled that up wit milk, half n half and sugar. Went back to my desk and mixed everything up... YUM
"on the real yo", when i used to live in NY this do0d used to say it, i thought he was a fob, cuz just read it "on the real" didn't make sense to me at 1st, but then i realized he was being ghetto. Now i mock it once in a while.
Another Weekend Blog
This happens every Monday, i start to blog starting from Friday and it seems i can't recall Friday, if i really concentrate and think what i did, maybe it'll come to me in a hazy way. Is that normal? Am i the only one that forgets Friday by Monday!
Saturday was a bit busy day, we had friends over for lunch/dinner. we made Italian food which was pretty good. Ended the night watching "Bigger and Blacker" Chris Rock's stand up comedy.
Sunday, woke up went shopping and then to movies, saw Harold and Kumar go to white castle. This is one of my new favorite movie, cuz we representing desi's in Hollywood. If you haven't seen this movie, its a must see, i won't give away the story but its funny, at some point it gets corny, but its manageable. The most interesting part in the movie was that it was shot in NJ, and they drive down to "south jersey" my current [cough]hometown[/cough], its not something to brag about living in south jersey. Then after the movies went over mom, chilled out there for the rest of the night, watched another movie. well actually 2 one was "dil Chata hai" 1/2 way then we switched over to "Ishq". There is this one hot song in this movie(ishq), but there is this hotter mixed version that's a must download. its called Temple of India by DJ Aligator, my friend Niral introduced me to this song yr or two back, and its still one of my favorite and on my top 10/25/50 song list.
Yesterday we finally ordered the big screen TV, its a Sony 57inch 16:9 ratio screen, HD ready rear projection TV. I can't wait to get the big screen, I've been watching TV on this tiny 27inch (yes at one point this used to be a "big screen" TV) and the channels are horrid and the way the living room is set up its like 10-15 feet away from the TV, so it was annoying, I'll have to bare it for another week or 2, until we get the big screen. We also got with it a promotional item its a Sony 550 Watts Home Theater System for $359 with $200 mail-in rebate, so it would actually cost us $159. I thought that was a decent deal (knock on wood) don't want to jinx myself and then when we get it, it'll end up having problems or not being fully satisfied.
Weekend have been busy with dinners and what not, i think this weekend will most likely be the same.
Do you have any plans for the weekend?
Well yesterday i posted my comment on Kris's blog about nightmare, and i stated that i don't get normal nightmares, most are about my car and something bad happening to it. Well last night was another episode of car nightmare.
It was strange, i was driving by myself, either it was Turnpike or Gardenstate Parkway. I remember there were about 3-4 lanes. Everyone's just cruising, i was driving all tired and layed back, the lane i was in was moving a bit quicker or either my lane was open. As I'm passing cars, i pass this cop car, i see him and take precaution and pass him by, next thing i know he comes behind me and flips his lights on and I'm trying to pull over, but it takes forever. I mean it looked like a scene from Cops or one of those cops chases TV show. Finally i pull over, at this point I'm pulling out my license, registration and my PBA card (Policemen's Benevolent Association), he comes to my car and starts telling me everything on my car is illegal, and i reply saying no officer i made sure everything is legal before i put it on my car. So then he points at my taillights, i said sir they're DOT approved. (i was trying to be polite as possible, cuz i knew i had everything legal and i would get away if i just cooperated), so then i hand him the license, registration, PBA card. He takes them and looks at the PBA card and tells me he has to call this in, so I'm waiting in my car and watching him see if he's writing me a ticket, as soon as i get the feeling he's writing me a ticket 2 other cars pull up next to where I'm pulled over and its like couples coming there to make out and do that "nasty". They're getting busy on top of the cars and hood...etc. I'm just like wtf...and that's when i wake up tell my self its only a dream and that i didn't get any ticket go to sleep.
Last night i was watching the News, and they had something about this officer getting killed in a chase. The story was this officer pulled over a truck, cuz it didn't have rear license plates, and so the truck pulls it in reverse and slams the cop car and takes off, while he's chasing him, there is another patrol car out for back-up, and this cop and the other cop slam into each other at an intersection killing the officer.
I think this is where i got cop pulling me over dream, and i was watching some TV show surfing through channels, and that new show on FOX where the teens were kissing same sex kids, could explain the make out session on side of the road.
Trading Places - Joke
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen. God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, and awakened the kids, set out! Their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back." The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."
Voted Women's Favorite Email of the Year
A Young Son...
A young son came running to his Daddy and asked, "Daddy, Daddy, how was I born?" Daddy said, "Oh, very well, my blessed son, one day you will find that out anyway! Your Mom and I got together in a chat room on AOL. I, your Dad, set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cybercafe. We sneaked into a private room, and then your mom stuck dad's memory stick into her USB port for downloading your file. An excited Dad could not refuse went on to fully upload. It was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And we have you my dear!
Still no Connection
Well hopefully today we can finally get some internet service or some kind of connection at home, cuz i need to download picture software for blog. So i can start posting some pictures on here, all this text and no pic makes the blog look dull. (no tv, no beer, make homer go crazy) "don't mind if i doooo" ahhhhh
Last night i got home and i was preparing my art paper work and going through old work, and finally decided to sketch something up, and it turned out pretty decent, better then i expected. I figured i would have lost my touch, but it looked pretty sharp. Stayed up till like 12, watching the news, then Simpson's and Sienfield. Didn't even realize it was that late and then went to bed, woke up all tired.
Do you have a talent? if so what kind?
Stalker Episode 2 !!!
I think i know who's doing search on the web, but i won't mention any names on here, i want to see if that person comes forward and admits this sleep deprecating issue I'm having.
Last night i awoke at 2am thinking it was 5am, then when i saw the time it was only 2, and so i went back to sleep. I woke up again in between, then again around 4am, this is what i meant, when i said "so i can sleep peacefully at night".
Today i realized, that I've thrown my art skills in the back burner, i haven't done any kind or sort of work in that area recently, and that i should pick it up again to fully utilize my skill when I'm doing art work for the new place. We had decided that i was going to create my original art work and frame it around the house. I'll be needing some practice, before i go full mode and spit out some nice works of art.
I was browsing through, and i came across something interesting, someone or maybe someone who reads this blog is..., well not really stalking, but doing some kind of search on me and my wifey's name.
If your reading this mr/mrs. stalker, post a comment and sign your name, so i can sleep peacefully at night; if you don't want to post in comment area, then email me.
This person did a search on my name around 2:30pm and earlier on my wife's name. Below is the time and date. The search was specific to the names and on the same day, if would have been a coincident if it was just a 1st name and only 1 persons name, but both names on the same day... scary.
02 Aug, Mon, 10:43:27 Yahoo: s****.com
02 Aug, Mon, 14:30:56 Yahoo: jay*** d***
I have *'s out the names to keep it confidentiality. I must be more carefully with my information online.
Things you have to believe to be a Republican today:
This just in, via email from wifey. I found this a bit interesting and for those who are still contemplating on who to vote.
Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.
Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.
Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.
Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.
HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.
Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.
A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.
Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.
The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's cocaine conviction is none of our business.
Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness, and you need our prayers for your recovery.
You support states' rights, which means Attorney General John Ashcroft can tell states what local voter initiatives they have the right to adopt.
What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.
Feel free to pass this on. If you don't send it, we're likely to be stuck with Bush for 4 more years.
Friends don't let friends vote Republican.
~~Happiness is a journey, not a destination~~
Bad Hair day?
I tried new hair dew today, usually I spike up my hair, and well today I kind of did it more sophisticated and calmer look. I look a bit dorky, but oh well, I'm tired of coming into work and first thing my co-workers do is eye my hair. I bet this’ll give them a shock, and I suppose eye it a little more and wonder what happened today. I should say..."I ran out of gel" or something alone that line.
It has begun, a new season of Fantasy Football, last year I came in 2nd place (I think). This year my new team names “Team X-men”. I look forward to a new year of following football and getting more into the game, then before. I’m becoming one of those Football crazed guy that no one likes.
Friday after work went shopping, we stopped at tweeter center on Rt38 then to Burlington Coat factory, trader Joe’s, gap, then we went up north jersey to shop for a TV we were recommended that it was a great place and they have cheap TVs, but we took a trip there for no reason, it was like just any other store. Then we stopped in central jersey and then went to Jackson outlet somewhere in between south and central jersey. Finally got home around 9ish, ate and went to bed.
Saturday we had dinner at our new place, cooked up tex-mex style food, and had the following, I made fresh salsa, wifey made most of the stuff and they are cheese quesadillas, stuffed cayenne peppers (rice n cheese), enchiladas, Mexican rice, and tostadas. For drinks we had Corona and Margarita. YUM!!
Sunday went over mom’s to help them re-do my sisters room, and we just chilled there for the rest of the day.
Still shopping for a TV, we might have one in mind at Boscovs. Mitsubishi 55inch wide screen/big screen HDTV. We’re shopping around to see if we can find anything better, but so far this is the choice, will post more update later.