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Coffee Klatch
Let me start from yesterday, i was on Yahoo and supposedly they had a new layout on their main page, and Horoscope caught my eye. Once in a while I'll check horoscope and see what in store for me. So i decided to check my horoscope for tomorrow, yesterday.
The Horoscope reads:
Quickie:
You may be feeling a bit overwhelmed. Step back a bit. It's not as bad as it seems.
Overview:
You're in a great mood, and it is definitely contagious. So when you start to notice that everyone around you is positively effervescent, don't be surprised. Do pat yourself on the back -- in private, of course.
FYI on the Coffee Klatch at my work, we have these department monthly meetings, where they have soooo much food (bagel, danish, coffee, juices, water, drinks, fruits, tea etc) Everyone gets together one day a month usually on Friday and mingle and talk for 15-20 then one of the director/V.P. gives us an update on the department and how things are going, they have announcements for new employees, employees leaving department, b-days, anniversary, and general acknowledgements. Since its my last day and all, i sorta expected some sort of acknowledgement, and few people sorta came and mentioned to me like be there tomorrow..well not literally, it was something along the line of "so tomorrow's ur last day, last Coffee Klatch for you huh"..i'm like ya i guess. Well to make the long story short my boss acknowledged me, then the VP added some on how i contributed for another project. Then again acknowledge in our "acknowledge box" where ppl can submit acknowledgements and at our coffee klatch they open the box and read them to everyone. I was sitting there and i realized about the horoscope about being overwhelmed.
QuestionS of the Day!
Know of any good Horoscope site you want to share?
Ready for Halloween?
Kerry or Bush?
Any Plans for the weekend?
Got Jokes?
A young man called Peter wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's Christmas present and as they had not been dating for very long, after careful consideration, he decided that a pair of gloves would strike the right note - not too romantic and not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's sister he went to Harrods and bought a dainty pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself at the same time. During the wrapping the shop assistant mixed up the two items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note:
Dear Maria,
I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your
sister I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears short ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair that she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled at all.
I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart even though they were a little tight on her. She also told me that her
pair helps to keep her ring clean and shiny, in fact she had not needed to wash it since she had begun wearing them.
I wish I were there to put them on for you for the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see
you again. When you take them off remember to blow into them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from
wearing. Just think how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year. I hope that you will wear them for me on Friday night.
All my love Peter
P.S.
The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing"
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John asks his grandpa: "Do you still have sex with Granny?"
Grandpa says: "Yes, but only Oral". John says: "what is oral?"
Grandpa: "I say F*#k you, and she says: F*#k you too"
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A man is dying of cancer. His son: "Dad why you keep telling people you're dying of AIDS??".
Answer: "so that when I die, no one will dare sleep with your mother."
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"I am your Doctor. sorry to inform you that you have a brain problem.
Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right.
The left part has nothing right in it, and the right has nothing left in it"
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YESTERDAY NEWS: A nun jogging in the park was raped.
TODAY'S NEWS: Hundreds of nuns are jogging in the park!
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A lady tells her Man: "I demand good manners in bed, just like at the dinner table".
The man climbs into bed slowly and says: "Honey, would you please pass me the vagina?"
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Question: "what's the similarity between a good-looking, faithful, rich husband who satisfies his wife sexually every night and Bin Laden?"
"BOTH CANNOT BE FOUND"
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Got Jokes? Post em in the comment box.
Surprise !!!
I just ate an whole bagel, momentarily after losing my breakfast earlier. After posting my previous blog, soon after wifey must have read it and went up stairs to the cafeteria and get me some more bagel. I was surprised and shocked, it was so unexpected, but that's my wifey.
Thank you boo boo.
<3
I lost my Bagel
-=*o[
Do you ever wake up starving, and your rushing out of the house cuz for the past month you've been going to work 1/2hr late. So you try not to eat breakfast at home, hoping when you get to work you'll get something from there. You get to work, start your computer log on, and finally get the opportunity to go get some food. You walk all the way to cafeteria and back, when you get back to your desk, you're trying to multitask and all of a sudden, while your trying to butter your bagel you drop everything to the dirty floor. Your stomach and brain yells "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" then all you can do is be sad and blog about it. -=o(
DooZ GonE
My Do0z Gone -=o(
Email Subject: Don't Close Your Blinds... The Reason Why
I got this in email, and couldn't help but share it, i think its bunch of BULLSHIT, HAhahaahahahahaha if u got some time to kill and want a have a good laugh, go on and read it, or else don't waste ur time.
Don't Close Your Blinds
The other day, my nine year old son wanted to know why we were at war.
My
husband looked at our son and then looked at me. My husband and I were
in the
Army during the Gulf War and we would be honored to serve and defend
our
Country again today. I knew that my husband would give him a good
explanation.
My husband thought for a few minutes and then told my son to go stand
in our
front living room window. He said "Son, stand there and tell me what
you
see?"
"I see trees and cars and our neighbor's houses." he replied.
"OK, now I want you to pretend that our house and our yard is the
United
States of America and you are President Bush."
Our son giggled and said "OK."
"Now son, I want you to look out the window and pretend that every
house and
yard on this block is a different country" my husband said.
"OK Dad, I'm pretending."
"Now I want you to stand there and look out the window and pretend you
see
Saddam come out of his house with his wife, he has her by the hair and
is
hitting her. You see her bleeding and crying. He hits her in the face,
he
throws her on the ground, then he starts to kick her to death. Their
children
run out and are afraid to stop him, they are screaming and crying, they
are
watching this but do nothing because they are kids and they are afraid
of
their father. You see all of this son.... what do you do?"
"Dad?"
"What do you do son?"
"I'd call the police, Dad."
"OK. Pretend that the police are the United Nations and they take your
call,
listen to what you know and saw but they refuse to help. What do you do
then
son?"
"Dad.......... but the police are supposed to help!" My son starts to
whine.
"They don't want to son, because they say that it is not their place or
your
place to get involved and that you should stay out of it," my husband
says
"But Dad...he killed her!!" my son exclaims.
"I know he did...but the police tell you to stay out of it. Now I want
you to
look out that window and pretend you see our neighbor who you're
pretending
is Saddam turn around and do the same thing to his children."
"Daddy...he kills them?"
"Yes son, he does. What do you do?"
"Well, if the police don't want to help, I will go and ask my next
door
neighbor to help me stop him." our son says.
"Son, our next door neighbor sees what is happening and refuses to get
involved as well. He refuses to open the door and help you stop him,"
my
husband says.
"But Dad, I NEED help!!! I can't stop him by myself!!"
"WHAT DO YOU DO SON?" Our son starts to cry.
"OK, no one wants to help you, the man across the street saw you ask
for help
and saw that no one would help you stop him. He stands taller and puffs
out
his chest. Guess what he does next son?"
"What Daddy?"
"He walks across the street to the old ladies house and breaks down her
door
and drags her out, steals all her stuff and sets her house on fire and
then...he kills her. He turns around and sees you standing in he window
and
laughs at you. WHAT DO YOU DO?"
"Daddy..."
"WHAT DO YOU DO?"
Our son is crying and he looks down and he whispers, "I'd close the
blinds,
Daddy."
My husband looks at our son with tears in his eyes and asks
him..."Why?"
"Because Daddy.....the police are supposed to help people who need
them...and
they won't help.... You always say that neighbors are supposed to HELP
neighbors, but they won't help either...they won't help me stop
him...I'm
afraid....I can't do it by myself Daddy.....I can't look out my window
and
just watch him do all these terrible things and...and.....do
nothing...so....I'm just going to close the blinds.... so I can't see
what
he's doing........and I'm going to pretend that it is not happening."
I start to cry.
My husband looks at our nine year old son standing in the window,
looking
pitiful and ashamed at his answers to my husbands questions and he
says..."Son"
"Yes, Daddy."
"Open the blinds because that man.... he's at your front door..."WHAT
DO YOU
DO?"
My son looks at his father, anger and defiance in his eyes. He balls up
his
tiny fists and looks his father square in the eyes, without hesitation
he
says: "I DEFEND MY FAMILY DAD!! I'M NOT GONNA LET HIM HURT MOMMY OR MY
SISTER, DAD!!! I'M GONNA FIGHT HIM, DAD, I'M GONNA FIGHT HIM!!!!!"
I see a tear roll down my husband's cheek and he grabs our son to his
chest
and hugs him tight, and says... "It's too late to fight him, he's too
strong
and he's already at YOUR front door son.....you should have stopped
him
BEFORE he killed his wife, and his children and the old lady across the
way.
You have to do what's right, even if you have to do it alone, before
it's too
late." my husband whispers.
THAT scenario I just gave you is WHY we are at war with Iraq. When good
men
stand by and let evil happen son, THAT is the greatest EVIL of all.
Our
President is doing what is right. We, as a free nation, must understand
that
this war is a war of humanity. WE must remove evil men from power so
that we
can continue to live in a free world where we are not afraid to look
out our
window so that my nine year old son won't grow up in a world where he
feels
that if he just "closes the blinds" the atrocities in the world won't
affect
him.
"YOU MUST NEVER BE AFRAID TO DO WHAT IS RIGHT! EVEN IF YOU HAVE TO DO
IT
ALONE!" BE PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN! BE PROUD OF OUR TROOPS!! SUPPORT
THEM!!!
SUPPORT AMERICA!! SO THAT IN THE FUTURE OUR CHILDREN WILL NEVER HAVE TO
CLOSE
THEIR BLINDS..."
This should be printed in every newspaper and posted in every school
in
America. Of course that won't happen so we'll use the internet.
Jill A Cassidy
Test Development Associate II
TTS - NBME
215.590.9815
Friiiiiiiiiiiiday
Navratri
Navratri started yesterday, i used to sorta look forward to this event. It was fun going to Garba and hanging out in central jersey at the Expo center, now its jus too ghetto, ppl getting stabbed and fights breaking out, wtf. We desi ppl can't get along, i mean its worse enough at parties. They gotta bring it to Navratri..so its kinda wack, I'm sure if i get the opportunity this yr, we may go, but not sure as of now.
My Bhabhi sent me this link, its pretty cool. Its a Clip from Ahmedabad on Navratri, Get a peek at Mother Land from here.
I was too young to remember Navratri when i was in India, so i don't know what goes on there, it looks pretty cool I'd like to go check it out. I'd also like to go celebrate Diwali and Utran (the Kite Festival).
Human Furniture
On the way to work today, i was listening to Q102 as i usually do, and they started talking about Sex and what not, i think that's their new thing, I'm assuming they're using this new approach "sex talk" gets the rating UP? Newho the 2nd segment was pretty interesting. Yes they were talking about the Human Furniture, at first i didn't know what they meant, but as Chio (the host) went on talking about it, i understood what he meant. They actually use a Human as a Furniture, and they talked about this guy who lives in South Cali who goes to work in Beverly Hills, Obliviously from poor to rich class, this is a full time gig, and they'd ofcourse have different shift. So if someone in the house decided to wake up in the middle of the night decided they wanted to play piano, there would be someone in front of the piano on all fours. The do0d(human furniture) complained only about the fat piano instructor that comes over now and then to give lessons to the daughter. This is supposedly a new trend or something, you'll be hearing more about it, also the Human rights activists are on them already, so who knows where that might go.
Anyone need a Chair for couple of hours?
Close up, i placed some of the liquor on the mini fridge, using that as stand/table and also have room under the counter for extras.
After shot, notice the finished project.
The Mess, We bought the stuff from Home Depot and worked on this THE WHOLE Sunday. [bad memories]
Before shot, This was an empty closet, we painted the back wall Red, added the shelves, got glass holders which are attached to the bottom of the shelves, and placed a mini fridge in the closet.
Superman Dead?
I've read it in comic books, but then he comes back as 4 different superman (the kid, man of steel, and 2 others i can't recall at the moment), newho I'm a bit sadden to hear the terrible news. Just the other day Sen. Kerry spoke up him in the debate, it just happened so sudden. Conspiracy? [ Moment of silence for Christopher Reeve (Superman)]
Sunday was one of the worse day of my life, i woke up and busted my ass all the WHOLE freaking day trying to finish the mini-bar (will post pic later tonight or latest tomorrow). I was so stressed out and pissed...i just don't wanna talk about it anymore.
Bollywood hits Hollywood?
Just stumbled upon something, always interested in some sort of desi movie unfolding on the land of the free (Hahahahahaah...i said "free")
Bride & Prejudice
"Bend It Like Beckham director Gurinder Chadha has reduced an intricate and nuanced love story into a standard Hollywood rom-com with Bollywood trappings.
There's nothing objectionable happening... but this is a korma when it could have been a vindaloo."
Here's a shot of the fridge.
Hola
I know i haven't been posting much lately, what can i say i try.
1st and foremost, i was 3-0 on my FFL, and had my 1st loss this week; which kind of sucks.
I'm in search for a decent digi cam, as you can see below, the pics i take come out VERY shitty, and so I'm in the need for a new camera, preferably 4+megapixals, with optical zoom. So any suggestions? Keep in my I'm not a rich do0d so if u do have suggestions make sure they're reasonable, ok I'm kidding, find me something CHEAP.
Ya so lately been working on stuff, like painting and drawing, trying to fill up the empty space on the wall at home, and also STILL trying to finish up some unfinished house work, such as flooring, i never got the part where the doors meet for the rooms on the floor end done, also working on the minibar as you can see the pic below. I'm still contemplating whether or not i should do the part that's left from scratch or just go out and buy a minibar piece and pop that in. I need some suggestions on that and some suggestion on good drinks.
Last but not least, getting waste tonite. YAY for me, going to the Johnny Walker taste testing AGAIN, this should be great, since now i know what it consists of. I'm gonna be GONEEEEEE... can't wait.
This is the piece i worked on Sunday(7pm-11pm), This piece is going in the Kitchen.
I finally got the "mini" fridge and started working rest of the project. w/o light shot.
Minibar in the making - w/light pic
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