I do! i Do! I was planning on this weekend, but i can't wait that long, so i've decided tonight. MOhahahahahahahahahah.
Yes, someone's gonna get they'z drink on, and it aint YOU.
So there is more and more of the election talk going on and about. This is a reminder for you to vote, registration closes in few days or so, so if your planning to vote, now would be the time to go and register. That being said, GO REGISTER.
This year's election will effect YOUR future, so if you neglect this you're only harming yourself.
Help yourself build your own better future.
Vote KERRY.
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ya i haven't really been blogging as usual, sorry to disappoint you all. You all must be very upset and dying to read my daily crap.
Weekend was great, had back to back parties on Fri and Sat. Friday was the pre-wedding ceremony and so ofcourse i ended up drinkin alot and went buck wild dancing wit some old po0njabi drunk do0d. Saturday was great i drank so much and stayed on the dance floor like 95% of the night. Started wit cocktail, i had like whisky sour, and then followed by double shot of JD and coke. That held me up till we got inside for the Reception, i got myself another Captain Morgan and coke, by this time i was ready to go. We ate dinner and rest of the night was a big party to dance, drink, and enjoy the night. Through out the dancing i must have had like 5 some shots, 1st i recall was a whiskey shot, then i had one more JD and coke, then i had a group shot wit all the guys, another 2 more shots on the dance floor, and then 1 more shot at the end; and then watever i had that i don't remember.
Road Rage
Today coming into work, i had another episode of road rage. So i'm driving and passing cars as usual, well this one do0d would keep following me and keep taking my routes, so i'm like trying to shake him off and trying to lose him. Finally we get to the traffic light and i pull to the right, he goes left behind one car, its a 3 lane and the right lane ends, so i pull up to the TL and gun it next to me is a Volvo, and he starts gunning it with me, so now its 3 of us going down 38. I watching my back and i see this other red WV trying to join the race, and i'm like wow...i got like 3 cars trying to chase me and trying to catch up to me, for what? hahahahaha i must really piss ppl off wit my car. So finally 1 of them turn away, i bounce on Volvo ( ok didn't really bounce on him, my car isn't that quick but i have ways of passing faster cars, you just have to use your brain and not much horse power [esp when you got traffic and traffic lights]) So then its just me and the red WV trying very hard to just pass me, for not apparent reason...finally when i got off 38 i just let him pass by, and i realized walking into work. When am i going to stop driving like that, its useless, i'm risking an accident and also getting pulled over, even lives and not to mention on 38 i got other people who work with me drive on the same road to work. So i've decided to stop driving like that, i mean it won't just stop but its a step toward trying to cut down on it. I don't want to have to stop when i get into an accident, i want to stop before it. I hope this helps me to get where i want to go.
Movies seen:
The Human Stain - The life of a professor with a hidden identity takes a scandalous turn in this insightful Philip Roth story. [ 7 stars]
Hidalgo - Adventure. 2004. Viggo Mortensen ("The Lord of the Rings") stars as a wild westerner who enters a high-stakes Arabian horse race in this winning hit! [8 stars]
Johnson Family Vacation - Get away with the Johnsons, whose trip to a Missouri reunion veers off course from the get go! [6 stars]
Cold Creek Manor - A Man from NY buys a mention in a small town, where he and his family are threatened by a previous owner. [6.5 stars]
Bad Santa - Boozing Santa & his elf sidekick have a naughty plan to crack the department-store safe in this unseasonably funny film!
Not feeling so good, i woke up early morning feeling pain in my throat, but was too tired n lazy to get up and do anything about it. Woke up around 7ish, with a real bad soar throat and i feel like I'm gonna be really sick, if i don't do something about it. I got a wedding to go to this weekend and it would suck being sick...i wanna party and get wasted. I hope I'm ready by Saturday. In the mean time check the jokes below.
Retired Surgeon!!
A surgeon was retiring from his long and rewarding career as a specialist in circumcision. Throughout his career, he had saved the foreskins of his patients in specimen jars as momentous, and now wished to fashion them into a souvenir.
So he brought his hundreds of specimens to a leathersmith, and asked him to craft an article of fine artistic quality. "I'll see what I can do," said the artisan, "Check back with me in one week."
The surgeon returned one week later, eager to see what magnificent article the leathersmith had made for him. The leathersmith presented him a wallet.
"All those foreskins and you only make me a wallet?" exclaimed the surgeon.
The leathersmith replied "Ah Yes, but if you stroke it, it becomes a briefcase.
LITTLE BILLY ON...PHILOSOPHY
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"
She calls on little BILLY. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is
gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. "Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
To which Little BILLY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on', but I like your thinking."
Went to cousin's engagement party Saturday, then on Sunday went to the beach (shore)...had a great time...got nicely tanned..i just hope i don't start peeling. We boogie board our brains out..and towards the end when the Tide started coming we were just "floating" around, literally we were just on our boogie boards and we'd lay on top facing up and chill in the water..it was so FUN...got home showered, and when i ate dinner, all of a sudden my whole body started aching, i guess from the shore. I went to bed dying..wifey put some Vicks vapor rub and i took 2 Advil's and went to bed...woke up nice and refreshed this morning felt great waking up today, after a long time..usually i wake up tired and sleepy.
Movies watched: Hellboy - i thought the characters were really cool, and the movie was decent too. [7 stars] 9-11- THIS WAS REALLY GOOD, if you haven't seen THIS movie, YOU HAVE to watch it. I mean i heard ppl talk about it and all, and i said I'll see it when i see it, but i regret not seeing it earlier now. [9 stars]
How many of you hate getting phone calls, just when you gone to sleep and your all comfortable and about to fall asleep, and the phone starts ringing at 10:45pm. First your shocked and worried, cuz you start thinking who could be calling this late, wifey usually runs to the phone (she sleeps closer/toward the door). I hear faded conversation distant away, and finally when she returns, I'm all like worried..."who was it", "is everything ok". She replies "ya it was just a friend" I'm like "what happened" she's like "nothing just wanted to know what i was doing"..and I'm like "WTF, this late, "this person" called at 10:45 on Thursday night to see what you were doing, can someone please tell me what a person does on a normal work day Thursday. It so pissed me off, that is so messed up that someone would call that late to someone house being all inconsiderate. Oh and this wasn't the 1st time we got a call this late from this particular person, i do not like to be disturbed late at night, i mean Friday and Saturday night would be understandable, but on a weekdays...COM'ON.
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far
during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria.
I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my
mother and father."
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in
boxing, but none of them really that serious."
5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can
expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like
it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC
president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got
eleven Dicks on the field."
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that,
before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh
my God, what have I just said?"
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This is really lite, as i mentioned before its still in progress (just penciled in), If you have a decent monitor and good eyes, you maybe be able to see the Om in the middle and few bubbles around it.
So i sort of started doing some art work, i did this piece called the "Black Swan", I started out with a yellow rubber ducky, and as i was drawing and figuring out how to color it..i ended up using my dark charcoal pencils, because i didn't have decent yellow rubber ducky color to apply it with. So i turned the Rubber ducky into the Black Swan. I'll post the picture later (maybe).
This other piece i started, well i haven't given that a name yet..but I'll tell you what i did so far. its a white canvas, with a bubble effect scattered through out the page..then there is this large bubble in the middle and this large bubble has the OM in the middle, and i plan to make the background black, and keep it that darkness around most of the area, except the OM and the large bubble, that I'm going to make it Orange and bright to make it stand out. I think that's a good idea, besides that other idea i was thinking about are like making the other bubbles like all diff kind of yingyangs...and or make each bubble with different images. I'll see if i can get a shot of it in progress n one when I'm finished and I'll post pics.
Speaking of Pics, check out the Property website, check out picture #3, let me know if you see anything Unusual.
So I'm driving my way to work as usual, and i get behind one of those trucks that go really slow, and you have to go around it. He was in right lane, so it wasn't like he was in the left lane driving slow. I checked my side mirror and saw enough gap to change lane, when i went to make sure the truck was still going as it should, and i was about to change lane, and the car in the left lane moved up, so i wouldn't change lane, and then the car behind her did the same thing. So i let those 2 pass, and i get pissed, you f0kin somomabish, u did that on purpose, now both of you are going to get cut off. If anyone knows me, you know i drive like a maniac, and so eventually i pass the slow truck and get in the right lane and i cut of the 1st car (white BMW). As soon as i did that she changed to the right lane, and she comes up next to me at the traffic light, she was pointing and saying something with her window closed, and ofcourse i had my closed. I'm good at reading lips, so i think she said "you asshole" and i lips responded back to her "your an asshole", then she points at me..and by this time I'm taking off again, so for the next 5some minutes she tries to catch up to me. After a little while, i see a cop, so i get behind him and drive like a normal human being, and so she catches up and she comes next to me and points at the cop, I'm like OK you hag...and what? so then the cop changes lane and she starts following him..and then eventually i took my turn and she went toward philly. At one point when i was behind the cop and she came up next to me, i gave her a finger. LOL..hahahahahaha
Yes i cut off old ladies..when ur on a road..your a person all bets are off.
Then i got to work and thought about it, if i was her..i'm sure i wouldn't have slowed down to let the other car pass in front of me, if i saw another car behind a slow truck. But i prolly wouldn't have speeded up to block another driver like that, i dun think I'm that mean. Only when I'm pulling up to a traffic light, i say "ok don't cut in front of me", when i have an open lane.
Last night i was watching TV, and well i started with watching "You got served", i think its a great movie with the break dance and everything. Especially the beginning of the movie, starts off with a break dance battle. But i didn't get to finish it, i saw maybe not even 1/2 way through it. Then i was watching a special on PPV (PayPaperView) about the forest and ecosystem stuff, i think its so cool when they show stuff like that and animal. After watching that, i surfed my way to National Geography channel, they had back to back episodes of Taboo. The first one was called Gender Bender, they show different parts of the world where woman are trying to be men n men trying to be woman. They started it off with Body building woman in the US, and how they look so manly from taking in steroids and testosterone in their body. What that does is rips up their body to build it to whatever they're going for (perfection). What some of the things they said was, how they grow facial hair, manly voice, manly feature, they lose the boobs, so in order to compete, they have to get implants. Not only woman's have to be built, but also to look feminine at the same time. When i was watching them, they looked like Man's in drags, and when they would show them in their daily lives. Then they went to India, somewhere in deep south of India, where man were dressing up in woman's clothing, some go to the extend of chopping of their balls n penis. They were referred as Unisex, but i remember when i was in India, we called them Hijras (He-ji-ras) They're basically men dressed in woman's clothing with makeup and wigs, and they clap their hands harass people and beg. I actually learned a new thing, the reason why they were doing this is cuz, one of the king went to war, and he died. But his wish was to spend one more night with his wife, and Krishna bhagvan (god) turned him self into a woman (his wife) and spent the night with this king/god guy. Which is why these men turn themselves into woman for a day in a year and go to temple to get married and to find a man for the night (one night stand kind of deal with another man). These would be man who're married and have families at home, and they showed this guy holding a hijra, he's was like "ya this is just for 1 night, and its only for sex, nothing more" i was like do0d..he's a guy.
Taboo - Bloodsport
This started out with Cock (male chicken) fights in Louisiana, which is 1 of the 2 state that still allows cock fighting in the United States. They were showing how they train and stuff, and this hick do0d was like.."you gotta train them just like you train a boxer". Then they went on showing cock fighting (fight to the death), they went up to round 40, 1hr and some minutes later, the opposing cock lost and died, and this hick do0d won like 200 some bucks, and some other bets and they have these cock fights every week. The next bloogsport was about Bull fighting, for those who don't know the details, they go and pick a big bad bull, make him furious and pisses him off good. Then the bull fighter rides around on his horse and pokes spear/sword on the back/hump of the bull, bleeding him then finally taking the last sword and piercing the bulls heart, as it falls and dies. Personally its messed up, but both of these times, they showed the opposite sides. 1st the cock fighting, every day in the US millions of chickens die for food purposes, only few complain about that, but its big when it comes to cock fighting, the hick was saying they're natural born fighter, they fight over female chickens. Then one of the college professor added about the bull fighting, its an art its not a sport. This is an opportunity of a life time for the bull, either you get imported to the US, and go to the slaughter house, or you can go in a stadium and face your enemy and die in honor. The man was training for days, weeks, months, I'm sure the bull wasn't doing that nor did they train the bull to fight a man, so how is that even fair.
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