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Jinxed
Before I start, a friend inspired me to blog in a different technique, so here it goes. Let me know what you think.
I believe in getting jinxed, cuz I've experienced this phenomena numerous times. For example today, I dragged myself upstairs to get a freshly baked bagel and I felt as if some one had place an enchanted spell on it, so while preparing my tasteful everything bagel double toasted to perfection, I proceeded to layer it generously with "ooy gooey kill yourself with cholesterol butter" and then avariciously topped another thick layer of "mushy gushy block my arteries cream cheese", while in the process of trying to butter and cream my tender bagel I moronically dropped the contaminated knife on my black reunion slacks with slight grayish/white lines. I was quick to react and grabbed the napkin of my desk almost like taking arti in a cramped Hindu temple, and started scrubbing my pants like one of those ladies in India who do their laundry by the river. Later as I devoured the bagel in a fashion that resembled a lion tearing the flesh off an exhausted antelope in the Sierra region of Africa, and to my astonishing luck once again I was jinxed by the voodoo curse set upon me by the munchkin people from the wizard of oz and I dropped the last piece of bagel on the floor which bounced on my shoes and then proceeded to attach a bit of cream cheese to it while and it dramatically soiled my pants.
What do you believe in? God? Ghost? Aliens?
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8 Comments:
Nope, but I do believe in the munchkin people from the wizard of oz….they’re evil and come in my nightmare with kolhapuri knives ready to draw blood….PS: well written blog…job well done…
HI JAY,
YOU DON'T KNOW ME , BUT I AM DIMPLE(KRIS'S FRIEND). I DO BELIEVE IN JINXING AND ALL THAT...SORRY THAT YOU HAD A BAD MORNING WITH THE BAGEL..BUT DAYS LIKE THAT TELL YOU TO STAY AT HOME
interesting story- too many metaphors and bit exaggerated try a different technique next time
Stick to your own/old writing style, this style is repulsive because it's pretentious, haughty, and outright psychotic.
I believe in aliens. It is sad and narcissistic to believe that we are the only ones in the universe. Ghosts, I think, are just a figment of our imagination. Something we see when we are worried, frightened, or uneasy about ourselves.
wow! u blogged and DIDNT TELL ME TODAY??? and yea i believe in "jinxing" too...i was JUST thinking on sunday night..."WOW kids havent had a cold or any sickness in sooo long..." and what happens monday morning? girly girly has a cold...now shes got boogies all over her face =(
I believe in Munchkins!
Excellent, love it!
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